Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Today's News

I live in a place where the lead story in the local newspaper is about a pet tortoise that got lost, and came back.

My first thought: Isn't there a war going on?

My second thought: Well, at least it means that I live in a place where people aren't getting murdered and stuff.

Then I remembered: Wait a minute, two people were murdered here just last week.

I guess the picture wasn't cute enough.

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